Greetings! My name is Kelly Dye, formerly known as Kelly Heisler. If something about this intro seems eerily familiar, that is because I am an Everywhere OG, or so the younger millennials tell me. I worked at Everywhere from 2011 until 2014 as a Senior Digital Strategist with clients such as Heart of Haiti, IMAX, Novelis and Cox Communications. I left the hallowed halls of Everywhere to explore the world, namely South Korea, to teach Business English to adults for a year. Afterwards, I took the opportunity to eat my way around Europe and elope on the beautiful beaches of Croatia.

Since returning stateside, I’ve been working as a Digital Project Manager for a local digital agency managing paid media, CRO and design/development initiatives for a large, national corporation. However, luck and good timing intervened to let me know there was still a place for me at Everywhere. I am so excited to (re)join this dynamic and brilliant group of women as a Senior Account Manager working with some of the best clients in the business.

As a marketer, I know only about half of you read those first few paragraphs. For this, I applaud you. For the rest of you, here is the list version of life:

1. I grew up in Florida, which is great because my state produced magical things such as Publix subs, most episodes of COPS and Florida Man on Twitter.

2. The love of my life (besides my husband) is my pug, Tini. She is 12 years old but doesn’t look a day over 400.

3. My go-to karaoke song is “Diamonds are a Girl’s Best Friend.”

4. I met my husband at a bar named Church, and we got “married” on a napkin the first night we met.

5. I convinced Everywhere OG, Britton, to let me live in her basement by making a Powerpoint on why I would be “The Best Tenant Ever.” The Powerpoint is only about 30 percent true.

6. I spent my youth dressed as a drag queen, sporting a healthy mullet and entertaining my delusions of becoming a singing veterinarian.

7. My favorite thing on the Internet is this Instagram account where dogs are bathed and blow-dried in slow-motion to an epic soundtrack.

8. I am the youngest of five, which is why I eat quickly and hunched over like Gollum protecting his “precious.”

9. I like to watch Netflix until it inquires if I’m okay. My current addictions are “Vikings,” “Game of Thrones” and “Bob’s Burgers.”

10. My most memorable moment from living in Korea was being tricked into dancing for a stadium full of Zen masters for Buddha’s birthday only an hour after learning the routine. SPOILER: I was not born graceful.

Feel free to say hi to me on Twitter @KellyDyeATL or follow me on Instagram @kell_bell1984.